2004-04-30

I'm going to a Swiss restaurant tonight called Matterhorn, which I suspect will be as much fun as the Disneyland ride it's named after. What, it's also a mountain in the Alps? Well, I'm American, silly, how was I supposed to know that? Regardless, if they named an Alpine mountain after a Disneyland ride, it's all the more testament to the sheer power of the roley-coaster.

Friday, yes, by God. I spent my afternoon researching Tranny semi-porn stars for potential articles. Sometimes work is funny. Sometimes it's not. This week was both.

So in the beginning of the week it was 95° in Oakland. In the middle of the week they put a tube down my anipal's throat so they could clean his teeth, and my car started leaking anti-freeze. In the end of the week, I worked out a version of Summertime on my viola and my lady friend had her last day of school.

There you have it. Stazybo horn and a Slingerland ride.