The Googlers Are SO Gonna Love Me

2004-04-02

Hello, you sweet milk chocolates. It's been a long, grueling week on the Beta front. Sunday night the dog started having great difficulty breathing. We stayed up with him all night (from which I still haven't recovered) and took him to the vet Monday morning. They kept him all day for x-rays and tests and concluded it's non-cancer-related, but instead a lung infection. Poor thing. He's been on meds and morphine, which have reduced the attacks from constant to a couple times an hour. More sleeplessness ensues.

Also, my boss has been very difficult this week. For obvious paranoid reasons I cannot properly vent here, but I believe it's still within my legal bounds to say it's been a very frustrating, bitch-slap kinda week.

Yes, even I get bitch-slapped from time to time.

Last night we went out to a completely awful and boring dinner for a "friend's" birthday. Between work and orchestra and the dog and band and practicing and freelance, spending a wasted evening gets me strung the fuck out.

Woo hoo! Somebody get me a drink.

So, to lighten the load and celebrate Thank Fuck It's Friday, I present some of my new favorite porn titles. It's that time again! I have an enormous list, but I've put my favorites at the top. Have I missed any?

Bust'n Nuts On European Sluts
Behind the Beef Curtain
Harry Squatter and the Scorcerer's Bone
Big Omar's London Cunt Hunt
Dick-to-Phone
Sodomy Cream Pies
Little Midget Girl
Grannys Gone Wild
Pussyman's Spectacular Butt Babes
Bigger Than Your Head
Little Girl Gush #2
Most Blazin' & Amazin' Beautifulest Black Bitches
Cum Dumpsters #4 (#4? No. Way.)
Saturday Night Beaver
Let's Play Clit Hockey

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2/23/2004   Cherokee: Flesh on Fire
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2/23/2004   Chloe Jones: You Don't Know Me
2/23/2004   Chunky School Girls 3
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2/23/2004   Sex Fun Vol. 8
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2/23/2004   Sopornos 6, The
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2/23/2004   Teen Tryouts: Audition 32
2/23/2004   Try A Teen 5
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2/17/2004   Pool Party
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2/16/2004   Ass Angels
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2/16/2004   Big Omar's London Cunt Hunt
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2/23/2004   High Society - April 2004
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2/23/2004   Penthouse - March 2004
2/23/2004   Playboy - March 2004
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1/14/2004   Hellcats 2
1/14/2004   JKP Hardcore #2
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1/12/2004   Cum On My Face
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1/12/2004   Wet Teens Vol. 4
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