2003-10-24
It is hot as fuck in O-town. I'm talking bikini weather. I would've ridden my
bike in a bikini (like
the good ole days), but I ride past the docks where the truckers are a bit
too excited to act like imbeciles in Alabama. No more bikinis on bicycles for
me. And now...
10 Things I Like:
� Engrish, which makes me snort like a happy piggie.
� The new Citibank commercial about
identity theft with a valley-girl voice-over
on a slobby man. Additional honking
laughter ensues.
� Feeling lonely? Want someone to
talk to you? You can type what you want
them to say, pick an accent and click speak!
It's The.
Coolest. Thing. Ever. I've been dreaming
of the day when I can eliminate everyone
else from my conversations.
� My Cat Hates You,
bitch.
� Shoutcast radio. All
day. Every day.
� Women wearing cat socks and sandals. I'm serious. It melts my stone cold heart.
� Porn karoake.
� Vampire
babies. Fuck yeah!
�
Coup d'�tats. SF arsehole mayor Brown goes to
Tibet.
He appoints an acting mayor for one day. The acting mayor makes two
permanent
PUC appointments.
� Kicking your ass in pool.
10 Things I Do Not Like:
�
When the white trash cigarette
behind my ear falls into the sink while I
wash my hands.
� Stupid people squeezing into the
subway elevator when the escalator is 2 feet
away.
� Babies and baby carriages fucking
EVERYWHERE. (Fucking is an adjective here,
not a verb. If it were a verb, I think it
would be on my "Things I Like" list.)
� When the first Mr. Africa is a white
male dressed as a bull fighter.
� The existence of a birth control
patch. Is it SO hard to remember to take
your pill every morning? Really? I want a
deodorant patch so I don't have to remember
to do that every morning either.
� The Jesus
O' Latern
� Reading the last five pages of a
book. So I don't. Ever.
� No one seems to care that Arnold,
our (sigh) governor, is accused of sexual
assault and battery not simply adultery or
harrassment.
� Being mad-ass bored at work.
� When I go to cnn.com and see that
we're all going to die:
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