Assliciously Delicious

2004-06-03

Hi. I wasn't planning on updating today, but I needed to pop in for a moment here. There's a porn movie that you might have heard of from 1975 called The Opening of Misty Beethoven. It's supposed to be like the best movie in the history of the world, or at least on the T&A side of things. I haven't seen it. Shocking, I know. What have I been doing? How can someone stare at so many nude people and not have seen the best porn movie of all time? I don't know, friends, I don't know.

Anyway, I just discovered that they remade ole Misty. Except there's a twist: it's a musical. Porn. Musical. Allow me to quote from the snippet I just stumbled across. Ahem. "But perhaps most importantly, this movie will make you believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that a human penis can not only talk, but belt out one hell of a show tune as well!"

Well. In this bleak era of war and hopelessness, I'm so glad to see we have something to BELIEVE in again, some shining beacon of light to embrace, for if a human penis can belt out a show tune, maybe there is hope for us all.

Okay, I gotta go, so here's your monthly dose of the newest titles in stock. You can finally buy the anthology "The Best of Pregnant Girls Vol. 1-10." THANK GOD! What's your favorite? "Gee Your Ass Stretches Terrific," or perhaps the ole fashioned "Outdoor Sport Fucking," or maybe the tender coming of age tale "My First Butt Plug," or the John Steinbeck travel epic "Handjobs Across America #4," or just a crazy soon-to-be-cult classic "Teenage Spermaholics" I think.

5/13/2004   Melanie Jagger Exposed
5/13/2004   Young Buns #13
5/12/2004   Ashton's Auditions #2
5/12/2004   Baby Fat 3
5/12/2004   Creamy Caramel
5/12/2004   Cum Stains 3
5/12/2004   Drop Sex 2
5/12/2004   Hip Hop Hunks
5/12/2004   Horny Girls
5/12/2004   Jaw Breakers Vol. 4
5/12/2004   Kitty's Kinky Kapers Vol. 5
5/12/2004   Lighter Side of Heather, A
5/12/2004   Mature Shavers #5
5/12/2004   Perfect Pink 18
5/12/2004   RX: Open Wide
5/12/2004   Sex Drives
5/12/2004   Skye & Summer's Bondage Party 2
5/12/2004   Sweet Black Cherries Vol. 22
5/12/2004   Teenage Brotha Lovers 2
5/12/2004   Weekend Adventure
5/11/2004   18 Today 5: Back to School
5/11/2004   2004 AVN Awards
5/11/2004   3 Pete
5/11/2004   Aching for Punishment
5/11/2004   All Dat Azz 19
5/11/2004   American City, The
5/11/2004   Anal Spring Cleaning
5/11/2004   Assliciously Delicious 7
5/11/2004   Bad Boys Big Dicks
5/11/2004   Bang That Bitch #4
5/11/2004   Barely Legal #47
5/11/2004   Batters Up
5/11/2004   Bend Over Blondes
5/11/2004   Best of Tony
5/11/2004   Bi Group Sex Club 3
5/11/2004   Bi Group Sex Club 4
5/11/2004   Bi-Exam 3
5/11/2004   Big Ass Black Girlz
5/11/2004   Butt Hole Buffet
5/11/2004   Carnival Man Whores
5/11/2004   Chocolate Funbags
5/11/2004   Czarina: The Russian Squirt
5/11/2004   Double Delights
5/11/2004   Drenched Part 2: Soaked To The Bone
5/11/2004   Every Poolboy's Dream
5/11/2004   Fernando Nielsen Collection 1, The
5/11/2004   Fully Loaded
5/11/2004   Gee Your Ass Stretches Terrific
5/11/2004   Girl Fun 8
5/11/2004   Horny Bitches
5/11/2004   Hustler Casting Couch X 3
5/11/2004   Innkeeper, The: Hotel Italia 2
5/11/2004   Jailcell Breakout
5/11/2004   Kick Club
5/11/2004   Latin Boys Love to Play
5/11/2004   Latin Fever 2
5/11/2004   Love Dat Asian Pussy
5/11/2004   Mardi Gras 2004
5/11/2004   Mary Carey Rules! 3
5/11/2004   Meat Lockers
5/11/2004   Mixed Nuts #2
5/11/2004   My Home Videos Vol. 3
5/11/2004   No Cum Dodging Allowed #3
5/11/2004   North Pole #48
5/11/2004   Outdoor Sport Fucking
5/11/2004   Pussy Party Vol. 1
5/11/2004   Reformed
5/11/2004   Rude Girls 3
5/11/2004   Schoolmates 6
5/11/2004   Secret Lives
5/11/2004   Senorita "SheMale"
5/11/2004   Seymore Butts' The Wacky Adventures of Seymore & Shane
5/11/2004   Seymore Butts' Uranus or Bust
5/11/2004   Shooting Stars
5/11/2004   Showoff
5/11/2004   Size Does Matter 3
5/11/2004   Size Does Matter 4
5/11/2004   Sorority Strip-Off 8
5/11/2004   Stone Fox 
5/11/2004   There's Something About Jack 31
5/11/2004   Thick & Black #21
5/11/2004   Tickle Me I'll Tickle You
5/11/2004   Worship My Ass & Feet
5/10/2004   Ass Angels 2
5/10/2004   Ass Watcher, The
5/10/2004   Best of Vanity
5/10/2004   Dirty & Kinky Mature Women 27
5/10/2004   Double Indulgence Vol. 2
5/10/2004   Dream Girls in St. Martin
5/10/2004   Feeding Frenzy 4
5/10/2004   Freaks, Whoes & Flows #34
5/10/2004   Girl...I'll Never Forget That Ass #3
5/10/2004   Handjobs 1
5/10/2004   Handjobs 2
5/10/2004   Handjobs 3
5/10/2004   Immortal Desire
5/10/2004   Inside Myself
5/10/2004   Limelight Girls 6
5/10/2004   Naughty Neighbors Best Orgies 2
5/10/2004   Oh, Me So Horny!
5/10/2004   Private Stories 8
5/10/2004   Real Big Tits 20
5/10/2004   Teen Tryouts: Audition 34
5/10/2004   Thrust Master, The
5/10/2004   Truly Nice Ass Vol. 6
5/10/2004   Uncensored Idol 16
5/7/2004   110% Natural #6
5/7/2004   18 Today 12: Weenie Roast
5/7/2004   3 Guys and a Girl
5/7/2004   3 the Hard Way
5/7/2004   American Buttman in London, An
5/7/2004   Black Bastard #7, The
5/7/2004   Busty Bondage Lesbians
5/7/2004   D.P. Ass Pounders
5/7/2004   Euro Angels 11
5/7/2004   Fresh Porn Babes #3
5/7/2004   I Want a Big Black Dick in My Little White Hole!
5/7/2004   Lost Innocence
5/7/2004   Mature Kink 22
5/7/2004   Nasty Girls 26
5/7/2004   Nasty Nymphos 26
5/7/2004   Nina Hartley's Private Sessions 10
5/7/2004   Pure and Natural 2
5/7/2004   Puritan Video Magazine 15
5/7/2004   Puritan Video Magazine 50: Calendar Girls
5/7/2004   Raging Roommates
5/7/2004   Sex Tails: Mission 1
5/7/2004   Spank Me Please
5/7/2004   Virgin Ass
5/7/2004   Vivid Mega Bundle
5/7/2004   Young Asian Cookies Dripping Cum
5/6/2004   Allysin's Cherries
5/6/2004   American Cream
5/6/2004   Anal Drilling
5/6/2004   Anal Perversions 3
5/6/2004   Belladonna & Friends
5/6/2004   Brothers In Arms
5/6/2004   Butt Floss Chronicles
5/6/2004   Buxom Blonde Bombshells
5/6/2004   Cock Tasty
5/6/2004   Dawgz on the D.L.
5/6/2004   Double Pleasure
5/6/2004   Enlusted Soldiers 2
5/6/2004   Erotica XXX 7
5/6/2004   Heartbreak Hotel
5/6/2004   Interracial Addiction Vol. 2
5/6/2004   Jenna Jameson Three Pack
5/6/2004   Jr. College Cumbath
5/6/2004   Lovin' Spoonfuls 11
5/6/2004   Manplay: MP - 013
5/6/2004   Natural Beauties Vol. 1
5/6/2004   No Twink Zone 3
5/6/2004   Red Snapper
5/6/2004   Something About Dolphins
5/6/2004   Sophie Evans Exposed
5/6/2004   Spring Chickens #7
5/6/2004   Stack Em' Deep
5/6/2004   Sunrise's Cherries
5/6/2004   Voyeur 2
5/5/2004   10 Man Cum Slam #4
5/5/2004   100% Blowjobs Vol. 24
5/5/2004   2 Chicks 1 Dick
5/5/2004   Absolute Ass
5/5/2004   Anal Addiction
5/5/2004   Bareback Barracks Buddies
5/5/2004   Basic Training 2
5/5/2004   Best of Tabitha Stevens 2
5/5/2004   Black Passion
5/5/2004   Blonde Eye For The Black Guy 2
5/5/2004   Booty Central 3
5/5/2004   Cheeks & Thongs: Up In Stroke
5/5/2004   Dayton's Sexual Confusion
5/5/2004   F.A.B.'s: Fine Ass Babes
5/5/2004   Fatt Asses
5/5/2004   Hardline
5/5/2004   Kiss Me Deadly
5/5/2004   Linda's Cherries
5/5/2004   Morgan Sex Project 5, The
5/5/2004   Morgan Sex Project 6, The
5/5/2004   Night At The Bordello, A
5/5/2004   Rocco's Fuckin' Funny
5/5/2004   Spank 'Em Hard
5/5/2004   Tag Team Ballerina
5/5/2004   Teanna's Cherries
5/5/2004   Young & Tight 5
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5/11/2004   Bachelorette's Bar Challenge
5/11/2004   Classic Anal Filler
5/11/2004   Classic Anal Push
5/11/2004   Clitoral Hummer
5/11/2004   Devinn Lane's Dragonfly Arouser
5/11/2004   Five Function Massager 
5/11/2004   Frixion Lubricant - 4 oz. 
5/11/2004   Hidden Secret Vibe
5/11/2004   My First Butt Plug
5/11/2004   Nitelight G-Spot
5/11/2004   Passion Bath Salts
5/11/2004   Sensuality Bath Salts
5/11/2004   Shane's World Study Buddy
5/11/2004   Silicone Passion Flower
5/11/2004   UR3 Quickie Vagina
5/11/2004   Vibrating Body Scrunchie
5/7/2004   Hustler's Taboo - June 2004
5/7/2004   Penthouse Letters - June 2004
5/3/2004   Hustler - July 2004
5/3/2004   Playboy Special Edition: Lingerie May/June 2004

More New titles!!!  In stock NOW!

4/29/2004   Jack's Playground 9
4/28/2004   Ambassadors of the Ice
4/28/2004   Babes Ballin' Boys 12
4/28/2004   Big Natural Tits 11
4/28/2004   Border Hoppers
4/28/2004   Dream Girls: Naked College Coeds #31
4/28/2004   Eye Candy
4/28/2004   Girls Home Alone 21
4/28/2004   Goth
4/28/2004   Grand Theft Anal 4
4/28/2004   Iron Works
4/28/2004   Lick 'Em & Stick 'Em
4/28/2004   Lil' Fly Honeys #1
4/28/2004   Love Potion 69
4/28/2004   Mocha 'N Vegaz
4/28/2004   Sorority Skin 2
4/28/2004   Twist of Anal, A
4/28/2004   Wicked Auditions #3
4/27/2004   About Face
4/27/2004   Afro Shemale Gangbang
4/27/2004   Amateur Angels 15
4/27/2004   Barely Legal All-Stars Vol. 1
4/27/2004   Before I Wake
4/27/2004   Best Ass Far and Wide
4/27/2004   Best of the Barrio
4/27/2004   Best of Tim Lowe
4/27/2004   Bg Tit Brotha Lovers 3
4/27/2004   Big Butt Brotha Lovers 1
4/27/2004   Big Fly Country
4/27/2004   Big Sir
4/27/2004   Big Wet Asses #3
4/27/2004   Black On White
4/27/2004   Choice Love Chunks
4/27/2004   Crazed
4/27/2004   Down On The Farm
4/27/2004   Dream Boys 2
4/27/2004   Erotic Wrestling
4/27/2004   Ghetto Booty 11
4/27/2004   Golden Fingers
4/27/2004   Gorgeous Gushers
4/27/2004   Guys Blown Wild
4/27/2004   Handjobs Across America #4
4/27/2004   Homegrown Video 613
4/27/2004   Horny Over 40 Vol. 25
4/27/2004   In Bed With 
4/27/2004   Latin Fever 3
4/27/2004   Latin Fever 4
4/27/2004   Lesbian Joy of Toys
4/27/2004   Lesbian Swirl Fest 5
4/27/2004   Load in Every Hole 8, A
4/27/2004   Maliboobs
4/27/2004   Meet Jane Doe
4/27/2004   My Wife Likes It Black 6
4/27/2004   Naughty Bi Nature 2
4/27/2004   No Twinks Allowed 2
4/27/2004   Nothing But Net
4/27/2004   Pink Faktor Vol. 4
4/27/2004   Pink Faktor Vol. 5
4/27/2004   Pink Faktor Vol. 6
4/27/2004   Porn in the Dorm
4/27/2004   Pussy Foot'n 10
4/27/2004   Real Cheyenne, The
4/27/2004   Rogue Adventures 14: Road Trip Again
4/27/2004   Sex Machines 4
4/27/2004   Shock Part 1
4/27/2004   Shock Part 2
4/27/2004   Specs Appeal #17
4/27/2004   Sport Babes 4
4/27/2004   Steele Ranger
4/27/2004   Teenage Spermaholics
4/27/2004   Telling Tales
4/27/2004   Totally Natural Nymphos #6
4/27/2004   Under Contract: Autumn
4/27/2004   Under Contract: Mercedez
4/27/2004   Virgin Bondage 2
4/27/2004   World Class Ass
4/26/2004   Almost Jailbait
4/26/2004   Bell Bottoms Vol. 2
4/26/2004   Big Tit Teasers 4
4/26/2004   Brown Suga
4/26/2004   Come On and Touch Me
4/26/2004   D.V.D.A.: Double Vaginal, Double Anal #2
4/26/2004   Double Impact
4/26/2004   Dream Girls: Special Assignment #30
4/26/2004   Ghetto Girl P.O.V.
4/26/2004   Latin Teen Tryouts
4/26/2004   Sluts in the Sun
4/26/2004   Tanya Hyde's Private Perversions
4/26/2004   Triple X Vol. 7
4/23/2004   A2M #3: The Art of Ass to Mouth
4/23/2004   Anal Brat
4/23/2004   Black in the Ass #3
4/23/2004   Bottoms Up
4/23/2004   Chunky House Call Nurses
4/23/2004   Hit That Phat Ass #3
4/23/2004   Hot Latin Pussy Adventures 34
4/23/2004   Kink Club 2
4/23/2004   Lexington Steele's Heavy Metal 5
4/23/2004   Only the A Hole 7
4/23/2004   Young Ripe Mellons #5
4/22/2004   Best of Pregnant Girls Vol. 1-10, The
4/22/2004   Cream Pie Initiations 2
4/22/2004   Drop Zone 2, The
4/22/2004   Girls & Their Toys #10
4/22/2004   Groupies
4/22/2004   Manhammer 1
4/22/2004   Naughty Little Asians Vol. 5
4/22/2004   Smoke-O-Rama
4/22/2004   Valley Girls Vol. 1
4/22/2004   Very Hairy Best of Hirsute Vol. 1-3, The

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