2004-06-03
Hi. I wasn't planning on updating today, but I needed to pop in for a moment here.
There's a porn movie that you might have heard of from 1975 called The
Opening of Misty Beethoven. It's supposed to be like the best movie in the
history of the world, or at least on the T&A side of things. I haven't seen it.
Shocking, I know. What have I been doing? How can someone stare at so many nude
people and not have seen the best porn movie of all time? I don't know, friends,
I don't know.
Anyway, I just discovered that they remade ole Misty. Except there's a twist: it's a musical. Porn. Musical. Allow me to quote from the snippet I just stumbled across. Ahem. "But perhaps most importantly, this movie will make you believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that a human penis can not only talk, but belt out one hell of a show tune as well!"
Well. In this bleak era of war and hopelessness, I'm so glad to see we have something to BELIEVE in again, some shining beacon of light to embrace, for if a human penis can belt out a show tune, maybe there is hope for us all.
Okay, I gotta go, so here's your monthly dose of the newest titles in stock. You
can finally buy the anthology "The Best of Pregnant Girls Vol. 1-10." THANK GOD!
What's your favorite? "Gee Your Ass Stretches Terrific," or perhaps the ole fashioned
"Outdoor Sport Fucking," or maybe the tender coming of age tale "My First Butt
Plug," or the John Steinbeck travel epic "Handjobs Across America #4," or just
a crazy soon-to-be-cult classic "Teenage Spermaholics" I think.
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5/12/2004 Hip Hop Hunks
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5/11/2004 18 Today 5: Back to School
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4/23/2004 Hot Latin Pussy Adventures 34
4/23/2004 Kink Club 2
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4/22/2004 Best of Pregnant Girls Vol. 1-10, The
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4/22/2004 Drop Zone 2, The
4/22/2004 Girls & Their Toys #10
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