Blink, Breathe, Blink, Breathe

2004-10-14

Lordy, Lordy. Today, it finally happened. Just like a natural disaster, just like a World War, just like anything except maybe hell or the apocalypse, chaos briefly subsided. I swear to frick and frack, I�ve been so busy I can barely breathe. A lot of my busyness has involved sending things to press and performing, which are 2 highly stressful activities. Fuck it all!!

I played Wind Beneath My Wings for 100 drag queens at a memorial service. Hello, pressure. Queens are a very unforgiving bunch, and, Mary, that ditty ain�t really my favorite. But I learned it and I sang it and now I hope to never hear the song again.

Also�I do the design for our orchestra programs and postcards. I upgraded my software which then stopped publishing properly and led me to a breakdown in a Kinko�s parking lot last Friday around midnight. Eventually I sent the 16 page program off to press. I approved the proof during my lunch break today, but please bejezus let them come out okay.

At work, I sent a 10� x 2� vinyl banner order to press. We got it back today and it looks okay.

Breathe.

How bout them there debates? Sure is hard work to run the country, looking at pictures of sunrises, listening to a litany of complaints from those dang unpatriotic wishy washy liberals while still remembering to blink.

I fucking loved the vice presidential debates. That was like a catfight. I was jumping up and down, cheering, sighing, giving myself a high five, and generally acting like a dickwad. Ooh, when Edwards �kindly� offered his support to Cheney for continuing to love his daughter even though she�s a lesbian? HA. He was pushing what I have dubbed as the Dyke Defense to shut Cheney up, not actually to be nice, but I felt like he smacked the god-fearing cheeks of republicans across the land. Yes, silly simpletons, we live and walk among you.

Why am I more stressed and busy than ever before while I�m learning to live as a non-smoker. The winds of chaos are slated to pick up tomorrow the second I walk through my door after work and will rage throughout the weekend. Bless me, pay me, gimme a drink.

LAST FIVE:
Hot Porn - 2005-07-23
Choogle - 2005-04-29
On Quicksand and Hydration - 2005-03-05
Bra Bustin' - 2005-01-15
Fuckhead Fuckers (and Other Happy Tales) - 2004-11-04
Betabitch, words & design, so play nice.