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2005-07-23 - Hot Porn
2005-04-29 - Choogle
2005-03-05 - On Quicksand and Hydration
2005-01-15 - Bra Bustin'
2004-11-04 - Fuckhead Fuckers (and Other Happy Tales)
2004-10-19 - Tough Luck for Tucker Tuckass
2004-10-14 - Blink, Breathe, Blink, Breathe
2004-10-01 - Investigation Of A Scene
2004-09-26 - Tentatively Called Poop
2004-09-19 - The Black Rider Spanked Me. Again.
2004-09-11 - Fuck Your Wind, Fuck Your Wings
2004-09-08 - Poor, Stupid, Smokeless Fools
2004-08-24 - Ode To Beachtowns And Their Devilspawn
2004-08-03 - Voodoo Caca Whoopdie Doo
2004-07-21 - Deep Throatin'
2004-07-12 - The Coldest Winter I Ever Spent Was a Summer in SF
2004-06-24 - Fame, Ass and Spazery
2004-06-18 - But Soda Burns Your Little Nose Hairs
2004-06-14 - Drinking, Music and The World of Penis
2004-06-03 - Assliciously Delicious
2004-05-30 - The Circus Is Here, Big Time
2004-05-28 - Star Mother Fucker
2004-05-16 - They Did The Polka Dot Polka! They Did!
2004-05-12 - Rate My Third Appendages
2004-05-07 - Cheesed Off and Clapped Out
2004-05-06 - Girls Gone Super Wild
2004-04-30 - Yodelayeehoo
2004-04-26 - Danger All Around
2004-04-21 - Welcome To The Neighborhood
2004-04-18 - Applejacks and Milkshakes
2004-04-13 - This Is The Fucking State Of The Union
2004-04-09 - A Very Merry Crucifixion Tale
2004-04-02 - The Googlers Are SO Gonna Love Me
2004-03-28 - Shout Out To My Peeps In Chernobyl!
2004-03-23 - A Petty Pussy
2004-03-21 - Stuffed Animals, Maxi Pads and Both
2004-03-19 - How Socks Are Handy In So Many Ways
2004-03-16 - Let's Talk About Sex, Baybee
2004-03-13 - Litter
2004-03-07 - Kitty Parade
2004-03-02 - Everyone is Gonna Pay
2004-03-01 - Birthdays, Hollywood and Many, Many Wines
2004-02-25 - The Captain, The Ship and the Deep Blue Street
2004-02-21 - Bad Movies, Bad Songs and Happy Cats
2004-02-17 - Big Gay Al is Comin' To Town
2004-02-11 - Pop You In The Pooper
2004-02-10 - Little Lovely Tales of Darkness
2004-02-03 - One Girl, One Accordion and One Angry Mob
2004-02-02 - A Very Personal, Private, Special Entry
2004-01-30 - The Return of Frankenstein
2004-01-22 - The Ole Lamp Pole Down the Throat Trick
2004-01-20 - All Aboard (featuring Curious George and the Full-of-Shit Train)
2004-01-17 - Then She Started Humping the Table
2004-01-16 - Little McFatty and the Gang
2004-01-11 - A Sad Day on the Farm
2004-01-04 - I'm One Cold Bitch
2004-01-01 - The Urban Rowboat
2003-12-31 - Lasso This, Motherfucker
2003-12-28 - The Verbena Is A Fickle Flower
2003-12-19 - A Sausage Here, a Sausage There, a Sausage Sausage Everywhere
2003-12-15 - Remember When I Had Scarlet Fever?
2003-12-14 - Saddam, That Wig Is Just Lovely On You
2003-12-11 - Santa Mob
2003-12-09 - Psycho Pictures All Around
2003-12-08 - How Sexy is Your Happy Trail?
2003-12-05 - The Grinch's Small Heart Grew Three Sizes That Day
2003-12-04 - Joe Still Sucks
2003-11-30 - Holiday Hoopla 'n Shit
2003-11-26 - My Invalid Identity
2003-11-25 - Just Cause They're Old Doesn't Mean They're Not Assy
2003-11-22 - Cold As An Ass Factory
2003-11-21 - No, Silly Ass, That's Not Sexy
2003-11-20 - Super Sexy Ass
2003-11-19 - This Holiday I Give Thanks To My Ass
2003-11-17 - Assy Like Monday Morning
2003-11-16 - Stinky Stanky Smelly Sidewalk Day
2003-11-13 - From One Music Asshole To All The Rest
2003-11-11 - Ass Fashion and the Coochie Craze
2003-11-10 - Ode to the Asshole, #87
2003-11-08 - It's Not Funny
2003-11-05 - Bush is a Partial Birth Abortion
2003-11-02 - An Astoundingly Gripping Halloween Tale
2003-10-30 - Eatin Good in the Neighborhood
2003-10-29 - Hello Miss Sunshine
2003-10-26 - Flowers Suck It
2003-10-24 - Vampire Babies!
2003-10-22 - Yet Another High Class Eulogy
2003-10-21 - Yet Another JournalCon Entry!
2003-10-19 - Love, Your Perrenial Asshole
2003-10-15 - lamosity in lowercase
2003-10-12 - Urinate the Convenient Way
2003-10-08 - History Pre-school
2003-10-06 - Choesque
2003-10-05 - Diamond Bracelets Woolworth's Doesn't Sell, Babee
2003-10-02 - Fuzzy Little Duckies
2003-10-01 - RedRum! RedRum!
2003-09-29 - That Little Rascal!
2003-09-27 - Ta-Ta Tell All
2003-09-23 - Cute as All Hell Piles of Goo
2003-09-18 - Your toothpick is fat
2003-09-15 - And Now I'll Screw a Cork
2003-09-14 - Johnny and June
2003-09-14 - elle est ariv�e: part deux