Psycho Pictures All Around

2003-12-09

"Hi there,

I have a picture online now. I just want someone to know me before they see me. I just feel better that way. I love to meet new people, i am on the varsity cheerleading squad. id say I'm Outgoing, sexy, and spontaneous...Talk to you soon I hope. :)

Kara"

Ah, Kara, you flirt, why do you tease me so? Why did you pick me, of all the email addresses in the world? Why am I the one blessed with the opportunity to meet you're Outgoing cheerleading self? But Kara, sweetie, if you feel better when someone knows you before they see you, then maybe a picture online isn't the best way to introduce yourself, hmmm?

In other news of a photographic nature, I review and select the photographers and illustrators to be featured in our gallery at work. We receive submissions from all over the world, and often, they have a little trouble with English. Here's one from today:

"I am a french photograph.

Maybe you should be interested in my pictures."

Is that photograph threatening me?

P.S. Last night I had a dream that I was so lazy and so hungry I stole someone's wheelchair, parked it in the front of the line at a concession stand and ate french fries for an eternity.

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Betabitch, words & design, so play nice.