The Urban Rowboat

2004-01-01

Well, the party was fun. I was crazy, a real mad-woman I tell you, mixing Sauvignon Blanc with Chardonnay with Pinot Grigio. Pure insanity.

There's this super-rad musician chick, Lauren Hoffman, who released her first album when she was 19, about six years ago. I fell in love with it and promptly added her to the list of favorites on my website's music page. Since then, she's played in the Lilith Fair and been in photo spreads in Rolling Stone.

I got an email from her today. My heart just about stopped. She wrote "My dear, you have excellent taste in music." She called me Dear! What a way to kick off the New Year.

Okay, it's 45 degrees out which means my apartment is 45 degrees. I don't know if I can take another year of this.

Not to mention the hurricane rains for the past month. When I went to pick my lady friend up at the airport, a 60 foot pine tree had unearthed itself from its mucky soil and laid down to rest in the middle of the freeway. My window-boxes of distressed flowers overfloweth with watery dirt. The drain in the yard backed up, and a huge pool of water formed with the shits from the dog upstairs floating freely like little boats. Aw, cute!

Here's our fabulous forecast for next week. Lovely.

LAST FIVE:
Hot Porn - 2005-07-23
Choogle - 2005-04-29
On Quicksand and Hydration - 2005-03-05
Bra Bustin' - 2005-01-15
Fuckhead Fuckers (and Other Happy Tales) - 2004-11-04
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