2004-03-19

Hello, my imaginary friends. It's been a pretty focking good week. I conducted my first email interview with a porn star. Actually, she doesn�t do movies so I don't know if you can call her a "porn" star per se (the same goes for me when you want to call me a "porn queen") (which I know you do). But she IS super hot and she has been in Playboy half a dozen times. That's good enough for me! Here's my favorite quote from her site:

Question: Do you like socks?
Tila: Yes because they make great hand puppets and are also great to wipe the cum off of your belly!

Isn't she a doll? 97 lbs, by the way.

In much more boring news (what wouldn't be compared to that though?), I decided it was time to go to Target and buy lots of things. I read their sale pages from the Sunday paper like four times, and last night was the big event!

My God, I always get there bouncing-off-the-walls hyper, and I always leave slumped over, exhausted and poor. Now I know why they keep candy by the cash register: Because EVERYONE is beaten down and half awake in a low blood sugar stupor. The couple behind me in line could barely form sentences. "Oh, what about, do you still wanna get...?" "Yeah, whatever, leave it."

Oh, also, remember in Sept �02 when I co-wrote/recorded three songs for the new J*ondi and S*pesh album? Then a year ago it got signed to S*pundae? WELL, they finally got a distributor and it is going to be released in May! Betabitch in every household I say! Also, if you�re in the Bay Area, you can see those boys on the cover of the living section in this coming Sunday�s Chronicle. Kiddies are workin� it!

Finally, to all you east coast folks, I owe you an apology. I know my last entry wasn't fair to you. How dare I complain about the 88° record breaking heat when you're suffering through a spring snowstorm? Completely insensitive. However, after having lived in PA for 21 years and having chosen to move to SF almost 7 years ago, I have just one more thing to add: neener neener neen-er.