Okay, okay. I've password protected my new fangled sex diary. I realized that I can still do a sleazy tell-all behind a password. And, this is crazy, but it occurred to me that posting all my dirty thoughts and nudey moments is probably a betrayal of trust or something to the one I love.
Not to mention!... Couldn't you see a "secret" sex diary backfiring in a million directions? Couldn’t you predict it from a mile away? Hell, it's like a Three's Company episode with less perky tits.